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Jun 09, 2025

TSA Deems Costco Membership Cards Invalid for Domestic Air Travel

Listen, if it’ll get me an entire pallet of beef jerky, why shouldn’t it work as a form of identification?

It Might Be Biggest Ever Payout Over Bed Bugs

They got $2 million. Would you take the relatively temporary inconvenience of bed bugs if you were going to get a $2 million check? Itch you way to the bank

Auditory Anthology

SCI-FI SHORT STORIES - NARRATED BY DARREN MARLAR & PRODUCED BY KEITH CONRAD

In this episode we’re sharing the story "Blowups Happen", written in 1940 by Robert Heinlein. "Blowups Happen" describes the tensions among the staff of a nuclear reactor. Heinlein's concept of a nuclear reactor was one of a barely contained explosion, which as you might imagine can lead to some stress.

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Buddy Rich, Chuck Berry, and the Tightest Jeans in the Business: A Conversation with Mike Arturi

AS I WAS SAYING WITH BIG JOHN HOWELL

John reconnects with his longtime friend, drummer and music educator Mike Arturi. Mike shares some incredible stories from a life on stage—including gigs with Badfinger, encounters with rock royalty like Paul McCartney and John Lennon, and his ongoing work with The Lovin' Spoonful.

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Blocking Jurko, Smoking Cubans, and Belichick’s Mermaid Muse

THE CHICAGO SMOKEHOUSE WITH JOHN HOWELL AND RICK TELANDER

John Howell and Rick Telander return to their favorite cigar-scented studio to talk about everything except politics. The conversation swirls from charity softball heroics and Beatles trivia to a truly baffling public image makeover by one of football’s most famously stone-faced coaches.

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German cathedral offers ‘sincere regret’ for chicken dance - This is a good start, but I won’t be happy until everyone who has ever done the chicken dance apologizes
Swiss government forbids use of donkeys to protect against wolf attacks - If you’re worried about alligator attacks though, you’re fine
Woman Attends Funerals for Two Years Hoping to Catch Undertaker’s Eye - I feel like that’s gotta be the most disturbing meet cute in human history
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Village referendum change name from ShitHole to NearForest failed by 2 votes - The people have spoken
Massachusetts dad gives daughter lottery ticket worth $2M - Someone’s getting a really good Father’s Day gift
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